Now, Princes, for the service I have done,

Th’advantage of the time prompts me aloud

To call for recompense. Appear it to your mind

That, through the sight I bear in things to come,

I have abandon’d Troy, left my possession,

Incurr’d a traitor’s name, expos’d myself

From certain and possess’d conveniences

To doubtful fortunes, sequest’ring from me all

That time, acquaintance, custom, and condition,

Made tame and most familiar to my nature;

And here, to do you service, am become

As new into the world, strange, unacquainted—

I do beseech you, as in way of taste,

To give me now a little benefit

Out of those many regist’red in promise,

Which you say live to come in my behalf.

What wouldst thou of us, Trojan? Make demand.

You have a Trojan prisoner call’d Antenor,

Yesterday took; Troy holds him very dear.

Oft have you—often have you thanks therefore—

Desir’d my Cressid in right great exchange,

Whom Troy hath still denied; but this Antenor,

I know, is such a wrest in their affairs

That their negotiations all must slack

Wanting his manage; and they will almost

Give us a prince of blood, a son of Priam,

In change of him. Let him be sent, great Princes,

And he shall buy my daughter; and her presence

Shall quite strike off all service I have done

In most accepted pain.

Let Diomedes bear him,

And bring us Cressid hither. Calchas shall have

What he requests of us. Good Diomed,

Furnish you fairly for this interchange;

Withal, bring word if Hector will tomorrow

Be answer’d in his challenge. Ajax is ready.

This shall I undertake; and ’tis a burden

Which I am proud to bear.

Achilles stands i’ th’entrance of his tent.

Please it our general pass strangely by him,

As if he were forgot; and, Princes all,

Lay negligent and loose regard upon him.

I will come last. ’Tis like he’ll question me

Why such unplausive eyes are bent, why turn’d on him.

If so, I have derision med’cinable

To use between your strangeness and his pride,

Which his own will shall have desire to drink.

It may do good. Pride hath no other glass

To show itself but pride; for supple knees

Feed arrogance and are the proud man’s fees.

We’ll execute your purpose, and put on

A form of strangeness as we pass along.

So do each lord; and either greet him not,

Or else disdainfully, which shall shake him more

Than if not look’d on. I will lead the way.

What comes the general to speak with me?

You know my mind. I’ll fight no more ’gainst Troy.

What says Achilles? Would he aught with us?

Would you, my lord, aught with the general?

No.

Nothing, my lord.

The better.

Good day, good day.

How do you? How do you?

What, does the cuckold scorn me?

How now, Patroclus?

Good morrow, Ajax.

Ha?

Good morrow.

Ay, and good next day too.

What mean these fellows? Know they not Achilles?

They pass by strangely. They were us’d to bend,

To send their smiles before them to Achilles,

To come as humbly as they us’d to creep

To holy altars.

What, am I poor of late?

’Tis certain, greatness, once fall’n out with fortune,

Must fall out with men too. What the declin’d is,

He shall as soon read in the eyes of others

As feel in his own fall; for men, like butterflies,

Show not their mealy wings but to the summer;

And not a man for being simply man

Hath any honour, but honour for those honours

That are without him, as place, riches, and favour,

Prizes of accident, as oft as merit;

Which when they fall, as being slippery standers,

The love that lean’d on them as slippery too,

Doth one pluck down another, and together

Die in the fall. But ’tis not so with me:

Fortune and I are friends; I do enjoy

At ample point all that I did possess

Save these men’s looks; who do, methinks, find out

Something not worth in me such rich beholding

As they have often given. Here is Ulysses.

I’ll interrupt his reading.

How now, Ulysses!

Now, great Thetis’ son!

What are you reading?

A strange fellow here

Writes me that man—how dearly ever parted,

How much in having, or without or in—

Cannot make boast to have that which he hath,

Nor feels not what he owes, but by reflection;

As when his virtues shining upon others

Heat them, and they retort that heat again

To the first giver.

This is not strange, Ulysses.

The beauty that is borne here in the face

The bearer knows not, but commends itself

To others’ eyes; nor doth the eye itself—

That most pure spirit of sense—behold itself,

Not going from itself; but eye to eye opposed

Salutes each other with each other’s form;

For speculation turns not to itself

Till it hath travell’d, and is mirror’d there

Where it may see itself. This is not strange at all.

I do not strain at the position—

It is familiar—but at the author’s drift;

Who, in his circumstance, expressly proves

That no man is the lord of anything,

Though in and of him there be much consisting,

Till he communicate his parts to others;

Nor doth he of himself know them for aught

Till he behold them formed in the applause

Where th’are extended; who, like an arch, reverb’rate

The voice again; or, like a gate of steel

Fronting the sun, receives and renders back

His figure and his heat. I was much rapt in this;

And apprehended here immediately

Th’unknown Ajax. Heavens, what a man is there!

A very horse that has he knows not what!

Nature, what things there are

Most abject in regard and dear in use!

What things again most dear in the esteem

And poor in worth! Now shall we see tomorrow—

An act that very chance doth throw upon him—

Ajax renown’d. O heavens, what some men do,

While some men leave to do!

How some men creep in skittish Fortune’s hall,

Whiles others play the idiots in her eyes!

How one man eats into another’s pride,

While pride is fasting in his wantonness!

To see these Grecian lords!—why, even already

They clap the lubber Ajax on the shoulder,

As if his foot were on brave Hector’s breast,

And great Troy shrieking.

I do believe it; for they pass’d by me

As misers do by beggars, neither gave to me

Good word nor look. What, are my deeds forgot?

Time hath, my lord, a wallet at his back,

Wherein he puts alms for oblivion,

A great-siz’d monster of ingratitudes.

Those scraps are good deeds past, which are devour’d

As fast as they are made, forgot as soon

As done. Perseverance, dear my lord,

Keeps honour bright. To have done is to hang

Quite out of fashion, like a rusty mail

In monumental mock’ry. Take the instant way;

For honour travels in a strait so narrow—

Where one but goes abreast. Keep then the path,

For emulation hath a thousand sons

That one by one pursue; if you give way,

Or hedge aside from the direct forthright,

Like to an ent’red tide they all rush by

And leave you hindmost;

Or, like a gallant horse fall’n in first rank,

Lie there for pavement to the abject rear,

O’er-run and trampled on. Then what they do in present,

Though less than yours in past, must o’ertop yours;

For Time is like a fashionable host,

That slightly shakes his parting guest by th’hand;

And with his arms out-stretch’d, as he would fly,

Grasps in the comer. The welcome ever smiles,

And farewell goes out sighing. O, let not virtue seek

Remuneration for the thing it was;

For beauty, wit,

High birth, vigour of bone, desert in service,

Love, friendship, charity, are subjects all

To envious and calumniating Time.

One touch of nature makes the whole world kin—

That all with one consent praise new-born gauds,

Though they are made and moulded of things past,

And give to dust that is a little gilt

More laud than gilt o’er-dusted.

The present eye praises the present object.

Then marvel not, thou great and complete man,

That all the Greeks begin to worship Ajax,

Since things in motion sooner catch the eye

Than what stirs not. The cry went once on thee,

And still it might, and yet it may again,

If thou wouldst not entomb thyself alive

And case thy reputation in thy tent,

Whose glorious deeds but in these fields of late

Made emulous missions ’mongst the gods themselves,

And drave great Mars to faction.

Of this my privacy

I have strong reasons.

But ’gainst your privacy

The reasons are more potent and heroical.

’Tis known, Achilles, that you are in love

With one of Priam’s daughters.

Ha! known!

Is that a wonder?

The providence that’s in a watchful state

Knows almost every grain of Plutus’ gold;

Finds bottom in th’uncomprehensive deeps;

Keeps place with thought, and almost, like the gods,

Do thoughts unveil in their dumb cradles.

There is a mystery—with whom relation

Durst never meddle—in the soul of state,

Which hath an operation more divine

Than breath or pen can give expressure to.

All the commerce that you have had with Troy

As perfectly is ours as yours, my lord;

And better would it fit Achilles much

To throw down Hector than Polyxena.

But it must grieve young Pyrrhus now at home,

When fame shall in our island sound her trump,

And all the Greekish girls shall tripping sing

‘Great Hector’s sister did Achilles win;

But our great Ajax bravely beat down him.’

Farewell, my lord. I as your lover speak.

The fool slides o’er the ice that you should break.

To this effect, Achilles, have I mov’d you.

A woman impudent and mannish grown

Is not more loath’d than an effeminate man

In time of action. I stand condemn’d for this;

They think my little stomach to the war

And your great love to me restrains you thus.

Sweet, rouse yourself; and the weak wanton Cupid

Shall from your neck unloose his amorous fold,

And, like a dew-drop from the lion’s mane,

Be shook to air.

Shall Ajax fight with Hector?

Ay, and perhaps receive much honour by him.

I see my reputation is at stake;

My fame is shrewdly gor’d.

O, then, beware:

Those wounds heal ill that men do give themselves;

Omission to do what is necessary

Seals a commission to a blank of danger;

And danger, like an ague, subtly taints

Even then when they sit idly in the sun.

Go call Thersites hither, sweet Patroclus.

I’ll send the fool to Ajax, and desire him

T’invite the Trojan lords, after the combat,

To see us here unarm’d. I have a woman’s longing,

An appetite that I am sick withal,

To see great Hector in his weeds of peace;

To talk with him, and to behold his visage,

Even to my full of view.

A labour sav’d!

A wonder!

What?

Ajax goes up and down the field asking for himself.

How so?

He must fight singly tomorrow with Hector, and is so prophetically

proud of an heroical cudgelling that he raves in saying nothing.

How can that be?

Why, a’ stalks up and down like a peacock—a stride and a stand;

ruminates like an hostess that hath no arithmetic but her brain to set

down her reckoning, bites his lip with a politic regard, as who should

say ‘There were wit in this head, and ’twould out’; and so there is;

but it lies as coldly in him as fire in a flint, which will not show

without knocking. The man’s undone for ever; for if Hector break not

his neck i’ th’ combat, he’ll break’t himself in vainglory. He knows

not me. I said ‘Good morrow, Ajax’; and he replies ‘Thanks, Agamemnon.’

What think you of this man that takes me for the general? He’s grown a

very land fish, languageless, a monster. A plague of opinion! A man may

wear it on both sides, like leather jerkin.

Thou must be my ambassador to him, Thersites.

Who, I? Why, he’ll answer nobody; he professes not answering. Speaking

is for beggars: he wears his tongue in’s arms. I will put on his

presence. Let Patroclus make his demands to me, you shall see the

pageant of Ajax.

To him, Patroclus. Tell him I humbly desire the valiant Ajax to invite

the most valorous Hector to come unarm’d to my tent; and to procure

safe conduct for his person of the magnanimous and most illustrious

six-or-seven-times-honour’d Captain General of the Grecian army,

Agamemnon. Do this.

Jove bless great Ajax!

Hum!

I come from the worthy Achilles—

Ha!

Who most humbly desires you to invite Hector to his tent—

Hum!

And to procure safe conduct from Agamemnon.

Agamemnon?

Ay, my lord.

Ha!

What you say to’t?

God buy you, with all my heart.

Your answer, sir.

If tomorrow be a fair day, by eleven of the clock it will go one way or

other. Howsoever, he shall pay for me ere he has me.

Your answer, sir.

Fare ye well, with all my heart.

Why, but he is not in this tune, is he?

No, but out of tune thus. What music will be in him when Hector has

knock’d out his brains, I know not; but, I am sure, none; unless the

fiddler Apollo get his sinews to make catlings on.

Come, thou shalt bear a letter to him straight.

Let me bear another to his horse; for that’s the more capable creature.

My mind is troubled, like a fountain stirr’d;

And I myself see not the bottom of it.

Would the fountain of your mind were clear again, that I might water an

ass at it. I had rather be a tick in a sheep than such a valiant

ignorance.