No care, no stop, so senseless of expense,

That he will neither know how to maintain it

Nor cease his flow of riot. Takes no account

How things go from him, nor resumes no care

Of what is to continue. Never mind

Was to be so unwise, to be so kind.

What shall be done? He will not hear till feel.

I must be round with him, now he comes from hunting.

Fie, fie, fie, fie!

Good even, Varro. What, you come for money?

Is’t not your business too?

It is. And yours too, Isidore?

It is so.

Would we were all discharged!

I fear it.

Here comes the lord.

So soon as dinner’s done, we’ll forth again,

My Alcibiades. With me? What is your will?

My lord, here is a note of certain dues.

Dues? Whence are you?

Of Athens here, my lord.

Go to my steward.

Please it your lordship, he hath put me off

To the succession of new days this month.

My master is awaked by great occasion

To call upon his own and humbly prays you

That with your other noble parts you’ll suit

In giving him his right.

Mine honest friend,

I prithee but repair to me next morning.

Nay, good my lord—

Contain thyself, good friend.

One Varro’s servant, my good lord—

From Isidore. He humbly prays your speedy payment.

If you did know, my lord, my master’s wants—

’Twas due on forfeiture, my lord, six weeks and past.

Your steward puts me off, my lord, and I

Am sent expressly to your lordship.

Give me breath.

I do beseech you, good my lords, keep on,

I’ll wait upon you instantly.

[_To Flavius_.] Come hither. Pray you,

How goes the world, that I am thus encountered

With clamorous demands of debt, broken bonds,

And the detention of long-since-due debts

Against my honour?

Please you, gentlemen,

The time is unagreeable to this business.

Your importunacy cease till after dinner,

That I may make his lordship understand

Wherefore you are not paid.

Do so, my friends.

See them well entertained.

Pray, draw near.

Stay, stay, here comes the fool with Apemantus.

Let’s ha’ some sport with ’em.

Hang him, he’ll abuse us.

A plague upon him, dog!

How dost, fool?

Dost dialogue with thy shadow?

I speak not to thee.

No, ’tis to thyself.

[_To the Fool_.] Come away.

[_To Varro’s servant_.] There’s the fool hangs on your back already.

No, thou stand’st single; thou’rt not on him yet.

Where’s the fool now?

He last asked the question. Poor rogues and usurers’ men, bawds between

gold and want.

What are we, Apemantus?

Asses.

Why?

That you ask me what you are, and do not know yourselves. Speak to ’em,

fool.

How do you, gentlemen?

Gramercies, good fool. How does your mistress?

She’s e’en setting on water to scald such chickens as you are. Would we

could see you at Corinth!

Good, gramercy.

Look you, here comes my mistress’ page.

[_To the Fool_.] Why, how now, captain? What do you in this wise

company? How dost thou, Apemantus?

Would I had a rod in my mouth, that I might answer thee profitably.

Prithee, Apemantus, read me the superscription of these letters. I know

not which is which.

Canst not read?

No.

There will little learning die, then, that day thou art hanged. This is

to Lord Timon, this to Alcibiades. Go, thou wast born a bastard, and

thou’lt die a bawd.

Thou wast whelped a dog, and thou shalt famish a dog’s death. Answer

not; I am gone.

E’en so thou outrunn’st grace. Fool, I will go with you to Lord

Timon’s.

Will you leave me there?

If Timon stay at home.—You three serve three usurers?

Ay, would they served us!

So would I—as good a trick as ever hangman served thief.

Are you three usurers’ men?

Ay, fool.

I think no usurer but has a fool to his servant. My mistress is one,

and I am her fool. When men come to borrow of your masters, they

approach sadly and go away merry, but they enter my mistress’s house

merrily and go away sadly. The reason of this?

I could render one.

Do it then, that we may account thee a whoremaster and a knave, which

notwithstanding, thou shalt be no less esteemed.

What is a whoremaster, fool?

A fool in good clothes, and something like thee. ’Tis a spirit;

sometime ’t appears like a lord, sometime like a lawyer, sometime like

a philosopher, with two stones more than’s artificial one. He is very

often like a knight; and generally, in all shapes that man goes up and

down in from fourscore to thirteen, this spirit walks in.

Thou art not altogether a fool.

Nor thou altogether a wise man. As much foolery as I have, so much wit

thou lack’st.

That answer might have become Apemantus.

Aside, aside, here comes Lord Timon.

Come with me, fool, come.

I do not always follow lover, elder brother, and woman; sometime the

philosopher.

Pray you walk near. I’ll speak with you anon.

You make me marvel wherefore ere this time

Had you not fully laid my state before me,

That I might so have rated my expense

As I had leave of means.

You would not hear me,

At many leisures I proposed.

Go to.

Perchance some single vantages you took

When my indisposition put you back,

And that unaptness made your minister

Thus to excuse yourself.

O my good lord,

At many times I brought in my accounts,

Laid them before you; you would throw them off

And say you found them in mine honesty.

When for some trifling present you have bid me

Return so much, I have shook my head and wept,

Yea, ’gainst th’ authority of manners, prayed you

To hold your hand more close. I did endure

Not seldom nor no slight checks, when I have

Prompted you in the ebb of your estate

And your great flow of debts. My loved lord,

Though you hear now, too late, yet now’s a time.

The greatest of your having lacks a half

To pay your present debts.

Let all my land be sold.

’Tis all engaged, some forfeited and gone,

And what remains will hardly stop the mouth

Of present dues; the future comes apace.

What shall defend the interim? And at length

How goes our reckoning?

To Lacedaemon did my land extend.

O my good lord, the world is but a word;

Were it all yours to give it in a breath,

How quickly were it gone!

You tell me true.

If you suspect my husbandry or falsehood,

Call me before th’ exactest auditors

And set me on the proof. So the gods bless me,

When all our offices have been oppressed

With riotous feeders, when our vaults have wept

With drunken spilth of wine, when every room

Hath blazed with lights and brayed with minstrelsy,

I have retired me to a wasteful cock

And set mine eyes at flow.

Prithee, no more.

Heavens, have I said, the bounty of this lord!

How many prodigal bits have slaves and peasants

This night englutted? Who is not Timon’s?

What heart, head, sword, force, means, but is Lord Timon’s?

Great Timon, noble, worthy, royal Timon!

Ah, when the means are gone that buy this praise,

The breath is gone whereof this praise is made.

Feast-won, fast-lost; one cloud of winter showers,

These flies are couched.

Come, sermon me no further.

No villainous bounty yet hath passed my heart;

Unwisely, not ignobly, have I given.

Why dost thou weep? Canst thou the conscience lack

To think I shall lack friends? Secure thy heart.

If I would broach the vessels of my love

And try the argument of hearts by borrowing,

Men and men’s fortunes could I frankly use

As I can bid thee speak.

Assurance bless your thoughts!

And in some sort these wants of mine are crowned,

That I account them blessings. For by these

Shall I try friends. You shall perceive how you

Mistake my fortunes. I am wealthy in my friends.

Within there! Flaminius! Servilius!

My lord, my lord.

I will dispatch you severally. [_To Servilius_.] You to Lord Lucius;

[_To Flaminius_.] to Lord Lucullus you, I hunted with his honour today;

[_To the third Servant_.] you to Sempronius. Commend me to their loves;

and I am proud, say, that my occasions have found time to use ’em

toward a supply of money. Let the request be fifty talents.

As you have said, my lord.

[_Aside_.] Lord Lucius and Lucullus? Humh!

Go you, sir, to the senators,

Of whom, even to the state’s best health, I have

Deserved this hearing, Bid ’em send o’ th’ instant

A thousand talents to me.

I have been bold—

For that I knew it the most general way—

To them to use your signet and your name,

But they do shake their heads, and I am here

No richer in return.

Is’t true? Can’t be?

They answer in a joint and corporate voice

That now they are at fall, want treasure, cannot

Do what they would, are sorry. You are honourable,

But yet they could have wished—they know not—

Something hath been amiss—a noble nature

May catch a wrench—would all were well—’tis pity.

And so, intending other serious matters,

After distasteful looks and these hard fractions,

With certain half-caps and cold-moving nods

They froze me into silence.

You gods, reward them!

Prithee, man, look cheerly. These old fellows

Have their ingratitude in them hereditary.

Their blood is caked, ’tis cold, it seldom flows;

’Tis lack of kindly warmth they are not kind;

And nature, as it grows again toward earth,

Is fashioned for the journey, dull and heavy.

Go to Ventidius. Prithee, be not sad,

Thou art true and honest, ingenuously I speak,

No blame belongs to thee. Ventidius lately

Buried his father, by whose death he’s stepped

Into a great estate. When he was poor,

Imprisoned and in scarcity of friends,

I cleared him with five talents. Greet him from me,

Bid him suppose some good necessity

Touches his friend, which craves to be remembered

With those five talents. That had, give’t these fellows

To whom ’tis instant due. Ne’er speak, or think

That Timon’s fortunes ’mong his friends can sink.

I would I could not think it.

That thought is bounty’s foe;

Being free itself, it thinks all others so.