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Dreamweaver
[Enter Don John and Conrade.]
Conrade
What the good-year, my lord! why are you thus out of measure sad?
Don John
There is no measure in the occasion that breeds; therefore the
sadness is without limit.
Conrade
You should hear reason.
Don John
And when I have heard it, what blessings brings it?
Conrade
If not a present remedy, at least a patient sufferance.
Don John
I wonder that thou (being as thou say’st thou art, born
under Saturn) goest about to apply a moral medicine to a mortifying
mischief. I cannot hide what I am: I must be sad when I have cause, and
smile at no man’s jests; eat when I have stomach, and wait for no
man’s leisure; sleep when I am drowsy, and tend on no man’s
business; laugh when I am merry, and claw no man in his humour.
Conrade
Yea; but you must not make the full show of this till you may do
it without controlment. You have of late stood out against your brother,
and he hath ta’en you newly into his grace; where it is impossible
you should take true root but by the fair weather that you make yourself:
it is needful that you frame the season for your own harvest.
Don John
I had rather be a canker in a hedge than a rose in his grace;
and it better fits my blood to be disdained of all than to fashion a
carriage to rob love from any: in this, though I cannot be said to be a
flattering honest man, it must not be denied but I am a plain-dealing
villain. I am trusted with a muzzle and enfranchised with a clog;
therefore I have decreed not to sing in my cage. If I had my mouth, I
would bite; if I had my liberty, I would do my liking: in the meantime,
let me be that I am, and seek not to alter me.
[Can you make no use of your discontent?]
[I make all use of it, for I use it only. Who comes here?]
[Enter Borachio.]
Don John
What news, Borachio?
Borachio
I came yonder from a great supper: the Prince your brother is
royally entertained by Leonato; and I can give you intelligence of an
intended marriage.
Don John
Will it serve for any model to build mischief on? What is he for
a fool that betroths himself to unquietness?
Borachio
Marry, it is your brother’s right hand.
Don John
Who? the most exquisite Claudio?
Borachio
Even he.
Don John
A proper squire! And who, and who? which way looks he?
Borachio
Marry, on Hero, the daughter and heir of Leonato.
Don John
A very forward March-chick! How came you to this?
Borachio
Being entertained for a perfumer, as I was smoking a musty room,
comes me the Prince and Claudio, hand in hand, in sad conference: I whipt
me behind the arras, and there heard it agreed upon that the Prince should
woo Hero for himself, and having obtained her, give her to Count Claudio.
Don John
Come, come; let us thither: this may prove food to my
displeasure. That young start-up hath all the glory of my overthrow: if I
can cross him any way, I bless myself every way. You are both sure, and
will assist me?
[To the death, my lord.]
Don John
Let us to the great supper: their cheer is the greater that I am
subdued. Would the cook were of my mind! Shall we go to prove what’s
to be done?
Borachio
We’ll wait upon your Lordship.
[Exeunt.]