Why droops my lord, like over-ripened corn

Hanging the head at Ceres’ plenteous load?

Why doth the great Duke Humphrey knit his brows,

As frowning at the favours of the world?

Why are thine eyes fixed to the sullen earth,

Gazing on that which seems to dim thy sight?

What seest thou there? King Henry’s diadem,

Enchased with all the honours of the world?

If so, gaze on, and grovel on thy face,

Until thy head be circled with the same.

Put forth thy hand, reach at the glorious gold.

What, is’t too short? I’ll lengthen it with mine;

And, having both together heaved it up,

We’ll both together lift our heads to heaven,

And never more abase our sight so low

As to vouchsafe one glance unto the ground.

O Nell, sweet Nell, if thou dost love thy lord,

Banish the canker of ambitious thoughts.

And may that hour when I imagine ill

Against my King and nephew, virtuous Henry,

Be my last breathing in this mortal world!

My troublous dreams this night doth make me sad.

What dreamed my lord? Tell me, and I’ll requite it

With sweet rehearsal of my morning’s dream.

Methought this staff, mine office-badge in court,

Was broke in twain; by whom I have forgot,

But, as I think, it was by th’ Cardinal,

And on the pieces of the broken wand

Were placed the heads of Edmund, Duke of Somerset

And William de la Pole, first Duke of Suffolk.

This was my dream; what it doth bode, God knows.

Tut, this was nothing but an argument

That he that breaks a stick of Gloucester’s grove

Shall lose his head for his presumption.

But list to me, my Humphrey, my sweet Duke:

Methought I sat in seat of majesty

In the cathedral church of Westminster

And in that chair where kings and queens are crowned,

Where Henry and Dame Margaret kneeled to me

And on my head did set the diadem.

Nay, Eleanor, then must I chide outright.

Presumptuous dame, ill-nurtured Eleanor,

Art thou not second woman in the realm,

And the Protector’s wife, beloved of him?

Hast thou not worldly pleasure at command,

Above the reach or compass of thy thought?

And wilt thou still be hammering treachery

To tumble down thy husband and thyself

From top of honour to disgrace’s feet?

Away from me, and let me hear no more!

What, what, my lord! Are you so choleric

With Eleanor for telling but her dream?

Next time I’ll keep my dreams unto myself,

And not be checked.

Nay, be not angry, I am pleased again.

My Lord Protector, ’tis his highness’ pleasure

You do prepare to ride unto Saint Albans,

Whereas the King and Queen do mean to hawk.

I go. Come, Nell, thou wilt ride with us?

Yes, my good lord, I’ll follow presently.

Follow I must; I cannot go before

While Gloucester bears this base and humble mind.

Were I a man, a duke, and next of blood,

I would remove these tedious stumbling-blocks

And smooth my way upon their headless necks;

And, being a woman, I will not be slack

To play my part in Fortune’s pageant.—

Where are you there? Sir John! Nay, fear not, man,

We are alone; here’s none but thee and I.

Jesus preserve your royal majesty!

What sayst thou? Majesty! I am but grace.

But, by the grace of God, and Hume’s advice,

Your grace’s title shall be multiplied.

What sayst thou, man? Hast thou as yet conferred

With Margery Jourdain, the cunning witch,

With Roger Bolingbroke, the conjurer?

And will they undertake to do me good?

This they have promised, to show your highness

A spirit raised from depth of underground,

That shall make answer to such questions

As by your Grace shall be propounded him.

It is enough, I’ll think upon the questions.

When from Saint Albans we do make return,

We’ll see these things effected to the full.

Here, Hume, take this reward; make merry, man,

With thy confederates in this weighty cause.

Hume must make merry with the Duchess’ gold.

Marry, and shall. But, how now, Sir John Hume!

Seal up your lips, and give no words but mum;

The business asketh silent secrecy.

Dame Eleanor gives gold to bring the witch;

Gold cannot come amiss, were she a devil.

Yet have I gold flies from another coast.

I dare not say, from the rich cardinal

And from the great and new-made Duke of Suffolk,

Yet I do find it so. For, to be plain,

They, knowing Dame Eleanor’s aspiring humour,

Have hired me to undermine the Duchess

And buzz these conjurations in her brain.

They say “A crafty knave does need no broker”,

Yet am I Suffolk and the cardinal’s broker.

Hume, if you take not heed, you shall go near

To call them both a pair of crafty knaves.

Well, so its stands; and thus, I fear, at last

Hume’s knavery will be the Duchess’ wrack,

And her attainture will be Humphrey’s fall.

Sort how it will, I shall have gold for all.