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Dreamweaver
[Enter two Grooms, strewing rushes.]
First Groom
More rushes, more rushes.
Second Groom
The trumpets have sounded twice.
First Groom
’Twill be two o’clock ere they come from the coronation. Dispatch,
dispatch.
[Exeunt.]
First Groom
Trumpets sound, and the King and his train pass over the stage. Enter
Falstaff, Shallow, Pistol, Bardolph and Page.
Falstaff
Stand here by me, Master Robert Shallow. I will make the King do you
grace. I will leer upon him as he comes by, and do but mark the
countenance that he will give me.
Pistol
God bless thy lungs, good knight!
Falstaff
Come here, Pistol, stand behind me. O, if I had had time to have made
new liveries, I would have bestowed the thousand pound I borrowed of
you. But ’tis no matter, this poor show doth better. This doth infer
the zeal I had to see him.
Shallow
It doth so.
Falstaff
It shows my earnestness of affection—
Shallow
It doth so.
Falstaff
My devotion—
Shallow
It doth, it doth, it doth.
Falstaff
As it were, to ride day and night, and not to deliberate, not to
remember, not to have patience to shift me—
Shallow
It is best, certain.
Falstaff
But to stand stained with travel, and sweating with desire to see him,
thinking of nothing else, putting all affairs else in oblivion, as if
there were nothing else to be done but to see him.
Pistol
’Tis _semper idem_, for _obsque hoc nihil est;_ ’tis all in every part.
Shallow
’Tis so, indeed.
Pistol
My knight, I will inflame thy noble liver,
And make thee rage.
Thy Doll, and Helen of thy noble thoughts,
Is in base durance and contagious prison,
Haled thither
By most mechanical and dirty hand.
Rouse up revenge from ebon den with fell Alecto’s snake,
For Doll is in. Pistol speaks nought but truth.
Falstaff
I will deliver her.
[Shouts within. The trumpets sound.]
Pistol
There roar’d the sea, and trumpet-clangor sounds.
[Enter the King and his train, the Lord Chief Justice among them.]
Falstaff
God save thy Grace, King Hal, my royal Hal!
Pistol
The heavens thee guard and keep, most royal imp of fame!
Falstaff
God save thee, my sweet boy!
King Henry Iv
My Lord Chief Justice, speak to that vain man.
Chief Justice
Have you your wits? Know you what ’tis you speak?
Falstaff
My King! My Jove! I speak to thee, my heart!
King Henry Iv
I know thee not, old man. Fall to thy prayers.
How ill white hairs becomes a fool and jester!
I have long dreamt of such a kind of man,
So surfeit-swell’d, so old, and so profane;
But, being awaked, I do despise my dream.
Make less thy body hence, and more thy grace;
Leave gormandizing; know the grave doth gape
For thee thrice wider than for other men.
Reply not to me with a fool-born jest.
Presume not that I am the thing I was;
For God doth know, so shall the world perceive,
That I have turn’d away my former self;
So will I those that kept me company.
When thou dost hear I am as I have been,
Approach me, and thou shalt be as thou wast,
The tutor and the feeder of my riots.
Till then I banish thee, on pain of death,
As I have done the rest of my misleaders,
Not to come near our person by ten mile.
For competence of life I will allow you,
That lack of means enforce you not to evils.
And, as we hear you do reform yourselves,
We will, according to your strengths and qualities,
Give you advancement. Be it your charge, my lord,
To see perform’d the tenor of our word.
Set on.
[Exeunt King with his train.]
Falstaff
Master Shallow, I owe you a thousand pounds.
Shallow
Yea, marry, Sir John, which I beseech you to let me have home with me.
Falstaff
That can hardly be, Master Shallow. Do not you grieve at this; I shall
be sent for in private to him. Look you, he must seem thus to the
world. Fear not your advancements; I will be the man yet that shall
make you great.
Shallow
I cannot perceive how, unless you give me your doublet and stuff me out
with straw. I beseech you, good Sir John, let me have five hundred of
my thousand.
Falstaff
Sir, I will be as good as my word. This that you heard was but a
colour.
Shallow
A colour that I fear you will die in, Sir John.
Falstaff
Fear no colours. Go with me to dinner. Come, Lieutenant Pistol; come,
Bardolph. I shall be sent for soon at night.
[Enter the Lord Chief Justice and Prince John, Officers with them.]
Chief Justice
Go, carry Sir John Falstaff to the Fleet.
Take all his company along with him.
Falstaff
My lord, my lord,—
Chief Justice
I cannot now speak. I will hear you soon.
Take them away.
[Si fortuna me tormenta, spero me contenta.]
[Exeunt all but Prince John and the Lord Chief Justice.]
Lancaster
I like this fair proceeding of the King’s.
He hath intent his wonted followers
Shall all be very well provided for,
But all are banish’d till their conversations
Appear more wise and modest to the world.
Chief Justice
And so they are.
Lancaster
The King hath call’d his parliament, my lord.
Chief Justice
He hath.
Lancaster
I will lay odds that, ere this year expire,
We bear our civil swords and native fire
As far as France. I heard a bird so sing,
Whose music, to my thinking, pleased the King.
Come, will you hence?
[Exeunt.]
EPILOGUE
First my fear; then my curtsy; last my speech. My fear is your
displeasure; my curtsy, my duty; and my speech, to beg your pardons. If
you look for a good speech now, you undo me, for what I have to say is
of mine own making; and what indeed I should say will, I doubt, prove
mine own marring. But to the purpose, and so to the venture. Be it
known to you, as it is very well, I was lately here in the end of a
displeasing play, to pray your patience for it and to promise you a
better. I meant indeed to pay you with this; which, if like an ill
venture it come unluckily home, I break, and you, my gentle creditors,
lose. Here I promised you I would be, and here I commit my body to your
mercies. Bate me some, and I will pay you some, and, as most debtors
do, promise you infinitely.
If my tongue cannot entreat you to acquit me, will you command me to
use my legs? And yet that were but light payment, to dance out of your
debt. But a good conscience will make any possible satisfaction, and so
would I. All the gentlewomen here have forgiven me; if the gentlemen
will not, then the gentlemen do not agree with the gentlewomen, which
was never seen before in such an assembly.
One word more, I beseech you. If you be not too much cloyed with fat
meat, our humble author will continue the story, with Sir John in it,
and make you merry with fair Katharine of France; where, for anything I
know, Falstaff shall die of a sweat, unless already he be killed with
your hard opinions; for Oldcastle died a martyr, and this is not the
man. My tongue is weary; when my legs are too, I will bid you good
night.