Outline
Characters
Dreamweaver
[Enter Quince, Snug, Bottom, Flute, Snout and Starveling.]
Quince
Is all our company here?
Bottom
You were best to call them generally, man by man, according to the
scrip.
Quince
Here is the scroll of every man’s name, which is thought fit through
all Athens, to play in our interlude before the Duke and Duchess, on
his wedding-day at night.
Bottom
First, good Peter Quince, say what the play treats on; then read the
names of the actors; and so grow to a point.
Quince
Marry, our play is _The most lamentable comedy and most cruel death of
Pyramus and Thisbe_.
Bottom
A very good piece of work, I assure you, and a merry. Now, good Peter
Quince, call forth your actors by the scroll. Masters, spread
yourselves.
Quince
Answer, as I call you. Nick Bottom, the weaver.
Bottom
Ready. Name what part I am for, and proceed.
Quince
You, Nick Bottom, are set down for Pyramus.
Bottom
What is Pyramus—a lover, or a tyrant?
Quince
A lover, that kills himself most gallantly for love.
Bottom
That will ask some tears in the true performing of it. If I do it, let
the audience look to their eyes. I will move storms; I will condole in
some measure. To the rest—yet my chief humour is for a tyrant. I could
play Ercles rarely, or a part to tear a cat in, to make all split.
The raging rocks
And shivering shocks
Shall break the locks
Of prison gates,
And Phibbus’ car
Shall shine from far,
And make and mar
The foolish Fates.
This was lofty. Now name the rest of the players. This is Ercles’ vein,
a tyrant’s vein; a lover is more condoling.
Quince
Francis Flute, the bellows-mender.
Flute
Here, Peter Quince.
Quince
Flute, you must take Thisbe on you.
Flute
What is Thisbe? A wandering knight?
Quince
It is the lady that Pyramus must love.
Flute
Nay, faith, let not me play a woman. I have a beard coming.
Quince
That’s all one. You shall play it in a mask, and you may speak as small
as you will.
Bottom
And I may hide my face, let me play Thisbe too. I’ll speak in a
monstrous little voice; ‘Thisne, Thisne!’—‘Ah, Pyramus, my lover dear!
thy Thisbe dear! and lady dear!’
Quince
No, no, you must play Pyramus; and, Flute, you Thisbe.
Bottom
Well, proceed.
Quince
Robin Starveling, the tailor.
Starveling
Here, Peter Quince.
Quince
Robin Starveling, you must play Thisbe’s mother.
Tom Snout, the tinker.
Snout
Here, Peter Quince.
Quince
You, Pyramus’ father; myself, Thisbe’s father;
Snug, the joiner, you, the lion’s part. And, I hope here is a play
fitted.
Snug
Have you the lion’s part written? Pray you, if it be, give it me, for I
am slow of study.
Quince
You may do it extempore, for it is nothing but roaring.
Bottom
Let me play the lion too. I will roar that I will do any man’s heart
good to hear me. I will roar that I will make the Duke say ‘Let him
roar again, let him roar again.’
Quince
If you should do it too terribly, you would fright the Duchess and the
ladies, that they would shriek; and that were enough to hang us all.
ALL
That would hang us every mother’s son.
Bottom
I grant you, friends, if you should fright the ladies out of their
wits, they would have no more discretion but to hang us. But I will
aggravate my voice so, that I will roar you as gently as any sucking
dove; I will roar you an ’twere any nightingale.
Quince
You can play no part but Pyramus, for Pyramus is a sweet-faced man; a
proper man as one shall see in a summer’s day; a most lovely
gentleman-like man. Therefore you must needs play Pyramus.
Bottom
Well, I will undertake it. What beard were I best to play it in?
Quince
Why, what you will.
Bottom
I will discharge it in either your straw-colour beard, your
orange-tawny beard, your purple-in-grain beard, or your
French-crown-colour beard, your perfect yellow.
Quince
Some of your French crowns have no hair at all, and then you will play
bare-faced. But, masters, here are your parts, and I am to entreat you,
request you, and desire you, to con them by tomorrow night; and meet me
in the palace wood, a mile without the town, by moonlight; there will
we rehearse, for if we meet in the city, we shall be dogg’d with
company, and our devices known. In the meantime I will draw a bill of
properties, such as our play wants. I pray you fail me not.
Bottom
We will meet, and there we may rehearse most obscenely and
courageously. Take pains, be perfect; adieu.
Quince
At the Duke’s oak we meet.
Bottom
Enough. Hold, or cut bow-strings.
[Exeunt.]